Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Look Good, And Help Jimmy from Brighten Go to Africa In the Process


Even though I’m a no good, selfish waste of space, I am lucky enough to count among my associates more than a few men of unabashed kindness and dedication to the cause of helping their fellow man. One of the foremost among these is the homie Jimmy Richards, drummer of the insanely badass Brighten and more recently, artist responsible for some of the band shirts in your closet. Last summer he journeyed to a war torn region of Africa to spread the WORD and this summer he’s looking to do the same, alongside another friend, colleague and hero of a man, Chad Whitehead aka Chad SLC, whose bunk beds are legendary amongst the touring circuit. However, in order to make it back, they need to raise $3000. This is where you come in. Jimmy has designed a shirt, shown above, and made it for sale on his website, Junion Kickstart, the proceeds of which will finance the trip to Uganda. Go buy it. Buy 2. Buy me one and send it to me in the mail. Size Large. And while you’re at it buy a couple Brighten records too, just for good measure.

What more could I ask for!!!!!




3/4 - The Maintenance Shop - Ames, IA
3/5 - House of Bricks - Des Moines, IA
3/6 - The Loft - Madison, WI
3/7 - Sokol Underground - Omaha, NE
3/8 - Fubar - St. Louis, MO
3/9 - Jackpot - Lawrence, KS
3/10 - The Conservatory - Oklahoma City, OK
3/12 - Club Congress - Tucson, AZ
3/13 - 5th Avenue Side Stage @ HOB - San Diego, CA
3/14 - Jerry’s Pizza - Bakersfield, CA
3/15 - Chain Reaction - Anaheim, CA
3/16 - Modesto Virtual - Modesto, CA
3/17 - Cafe Du Nord - San Francisco, CA
3/19 - Nectar Lounge - Seattle, WA
3/20 - Hawthorne Theatre - Portland, OR
3/21 - The Venue - Boise, ID
3/23 - The Black Sheep - Colorado Springs, CO
3/24 - Hi-Dive - Denver, CO
3/29 - Pontiac Garage @ HOB - Dallas, TX
3/30 - The Parish - Austin, TX
4/1 - Hi Tone Cafe - Memphis, TN
4/2 - The Square Room - Knoxville, TN
**********4/3 - Musica - Akron, OH*********
**********4/5 - The Basement - Columbus, OH***********
4/7 - The Mixtape - Grand Rapids, MI
4/8 - The Picador - Iowa City, IA
4/9 - Outland Ballroom - Springfield, MO
4/11 - Bottom Lounge - Chicago, IL

2/3 bands that I adore, yeah their not hitting PA but Im hitting OHIO!!!! fingers crossed and hopeful!!!!

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

If only I had a $1,000 laying around...

I could possibly be wearing the same dress Katy Perry was once sporting!!!!!
Of course its Hello Kitty so that would make it even better!!!!
Its on Ebay right now with the bid as $995.00

fUckAh!!!

Monday, February 23, 2009

AA and no i do not have a drinking problem!!

ACADEMY AWARDS

Inspired by Bill E I figured I would share my predictions!!!

BEST MOTION PICTURE OF THE YEAR
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
Milk***ME***
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire WINNER!




BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE
Richard Jenkins for The Visitor
Frank Langella for Frost/Nixon
Sean Penn for Milk WINNER!
Brad Pitt for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button***ME***
Mickey Rourke for The Wrestler



BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE
Anne Hathaway for Rachel Getting Married
Angelina Jolie for Changeling
Melissa Leo for Frozen River
Meryl Streep for Doubt
Kate Winslet for The Reader ***ME*** WINNER!



BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Josh Brolin for Milk
Robert Downey Jr. for Tropic Thunder
Philip Seymour Hoffman for Doubt
Heath Ledger for The Dark Knight ***ME*** WINNER!
Michael Shannon for Revolutionary Road



BEST PERFORMANCE BY AND ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE
Amy Adams for Doubt ***ME***
Penélope Cruz for Vicky Cristina Barcelona WINNER!
Viola Davis for Doubt
Taraji P. Henson for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Marisa Tomei for The Wrestler



BEST ACHIEVEMENT IN DIRECTING
Danny Boyle for Slumdog Millionaire WINNER!
Stephen Daldry for The Reader
David Fincher for The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ***ME**
Ron Howard for Frost/Nixon
Gus Van Sant for Milk



BEST ACHIEVEMENT IN CINEMATOGRAPHY
Changeling
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button ***ME***
The Dark Knight
The Reader
Slumdog Millionaire WINNER!



BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM OF THE YEAR
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
WALL·E ***ME*** WINNER!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

New Art!!!

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check it out!!!<33333333

Friday, February 6, 2009

Senses Fail Join the Trace Cyrus/ Jeff Star Brawl

Senses Fail Join the Trace Cyrus/ Jeff Star Brawl
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The modern fan-girl, trendy music scene has become this breeding ground for artists that have zero talent to bitch and moan about how they’re famous for not playing their instruments or cross dressing or whatever Trace Cyrus/ Jeffree Star did to get public recognition. If you haven’t checked out the cat fight yet, click…HERE.

Senses Fail’s very own Buddy has written an open letter to the two little whiners, asking them to stop being little wieners.

Dear Trace Cyrus and Jeffery Star
Hi man and lady, I just wanted to introduce myself to you, man and woman. I am very upset with you two. I have spent a good period of my young life striving to make it in the music business, well not make it but, just have a place where I can express myself. I find that you two seem to take this music scene ( be it punk rock, emo, alternative, whatever you want to call it) for granted. I want you two to resolve your differences because the music world is hanging by a whim and chomping at the bit for you people to resolve the conflict in your relationship. Why is it that you both can’t get along? I mean Trace you guys both choreograph your own dance moves for stage, you guys write music for the sole sake of making money/wanting a celebrity status and you both look like women. Why can’t you too just get along? Jeffery, I am sorry I don’t know much about you, all I know is that you are fond of the word cunt. I hope that you can find it in you to re-open your loving arms to the talent that is Mr. Cyrus, not to be confused with Mr. Billy Ray Cyrus. Im sorry but the two of you make this music scene, something that I have been a part of since I was 14 into a laughable-perezhilton.com-joke. I wish that you guys would just make up, make out and produce some shitty music together, in bed or in the studio, so the world can rest at ease. I wish you both the best of luck and most importantly wish the people writing your music for you the best of luck. I hope this finds you well.
Buddy
p.s. Shake, shake, shha shha shha shha shake it.

Penis Panic!!!

Penis Panic!!!
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Mom, Dad, don’t read this one. Do you ever have those times in your life where it seems like you keep seeing the same random things? Like that week where every time I had to stand in line for something, there would be a group of retarded people in front of me, taking FOREVER to place their orders and pay for their shit. EVEN when I had gone out of town. That was annoying and I’m glad it’s over. But this week it seems like everything comes back to The Dick…

It started with HBO’s Real Sex episode my roommate and I watched. The focus was strap-ons. Captivated, we both agreed that we couldn’t die without partaking in strap-on fun. Add it to my list of things to do.

Then I kept having these strange dreams about inverted penises… Then everything began to look phallic to me. My boss’ speakers pique my curiosity… just yesterday, someone randomly brought up the pervertedness of The Little Mermaid… I hesitantly ate sausages last night… And this morning I read this:

Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men’s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.
Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.
Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo’s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.
Purported victims, 14 of whom were also detained by police, claimed that sorcerers simply touched them to make their genitals shrink or disappear, in what some residents said was an attempt to extort cash with the promise of a cure.
“You just have to be accused of that, and people come after you. We’ve had a number of attempted lynchings. … You see them covered in marks after being beaten,” Kinshasa’s police chief, Jean-Dieudonne Oleko, told Reuters on Tuesday.
Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs. The 27 men have since been released.
“I’m tempted to say it’s one huge joke,” Oleko said.
“But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it’s become tiny or that they’ve become impotent. To that I tell them, ‘How do you know if you haven’t gone home and tried it’,” he said.
Some Kinshasa residents accuse a separatist sect from nearby Bas-Congo province of being behind the witchcraft in revenge for a recent government crackdown on its members.
“It’s real. Just yesterday here, there was a man who was a victim. We saw. What was left was tiny,” said 29-year-old Alain Kalala, who sells phone credits near a Kinshasa police station.

Blink-182 To Reunite… Kinda

Rumors have been floating around various message boards (ok, just Absolute Punk) for quite some time now speculating the return of pop punk monsters Blink-182. After Travis Barker’s near death experience in the tragic plane crash, odd man out and former Blink guitarist Tom DeLonge started talking to his former members again. Since then, we’ve been constantly hearing little blurbs about the band getting along and talking frequently, which is all well and good in it’s own rite.

The big wrench in the gears has been this constant back and forth dialogue between the band members and the press, specifically when speaking about them reuniting. Reports have DeLonge and Hoppus using phrases like ‘no, there’s no foreseeable future for Blink-182′, which quickly went to ‘well, if the band got back together…’, and eventually a denouncement from Barker saying that they’ll never play again. Sounds like high school drama, doesn’t it?

Now the band has officially announced that they will be together on stage again… as presenters at this year’s Grammy awards.

Long-suffering Blink-182 fans, your prayers have been answered. Or, at least, taken a step toward being answered. On Thursday (February 5), the Recording Academy announced that Blink-182 will reunite at Sunday’s 51st Annual Grammy Awards … as presenters.
It will mark the first time that all three members of Blink — Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge and Travis Barker — have shared a stage together since December 2004. They announced they were going on “indefinite hiatus” in February 2005, and since then have been trading barbs and focusing on new projects — Hoppus and Barker with +44, DeLonge with Angels & Airwaves.
But in recent months, that frosty relationship seems to have thawed. First, Hoppus wrote a blog announcing that he, Barker and DeLonge had begun spending time together, fueling rumors of a full-scale Blink-182 reunion. Then, in an exclusive interview with MTV News, Hoppus said that he and DeLonge were “friends” again, and that “the future is wide open” for a Blink reunion.
There’s no question in my mind that this is just to hype up some massive tour announcement or festival appearance, which is a brilliant (yet overused) marketing ploy. Kudos to them, and we’ll keep you updated with any… well, updates.

Thursday, February 5, 2009

Note: stuttering was not quoted hahahh!

When The Academy Is… first busted out on the scene, emo was nearing its peak and the fragmentation of the genre was just beginning. While “scene” bands were experimenting with dance beats (i.e. Hellogoodbye, Panic! At the Disco), The Academy Is… stuck to the rock end of the spectrum, which was evident on their 2005 Fueled By Ramen debut Almost Here. Packed with feisty indie rock/borderline emo anthems, Almost Here struck a chord with the “I just want a hug” generation. Parading their adoration for the band’s brand and logo, kids sported T-shirts with their ‘70s-styled logo as “I’m more emo that you are” badges of honor.
Now two and a half years later, the band stands ready to release their second album. Instead of proudly carrying the emo torch, The Academy is… brandish a different flame. They have re-emerged with a swankier, grittier album in Santi. It’s glammier, hammier and swishes and sashays like a straight-edge Ziggy Stardust on a half dozen Red Bulls.
While some die-hard fans see the album as a misstep, Santi seems to push the band a little harder, almost backing them into a corner, so much so that they come out kicking and screaming to a glittery T. Rex beat. It’s a harder record, but also more melodic, thanks to popsmith producer, Butch Walker who worked with Avril Lavigne, Lindsay Lohan and Simple Plan… Relax, he also worked with Hot Hot Heat, Sevendust and Quietdrive too. But what else has Butch Walker contributed to The Academy Is…?
“Recently I’ve acquired a taste for red wine, thanks to Butch,” says vocalist William Beckett. “I’ll never have Butch Walker’s extensive knowledge of wines, but I’m trying. As for Butch, I wouldn’t call him a wino, but I wouldn’t not call him a wino either.”

So, this is your second album. How scary was it going into the recording of it?
I wouldn’t necessarily say that it was scary. I think there were a few moments of nerves setting in, anxiety and sleepless nights.

Was the old “sophomore curse” causing the anxiety?
Yeah, I guess that was it. Our sound has grown and evolved into what I consider The Academy Is… actually is.

What is the actual sound of The Academy Is…?
I’ll tell you this much: it’s much less angst-ridden than it used to be.

What’s emo without the angst?
I don’t know why people consider us “emo.” We’re not really emo. We’re pretty much a rock band. We write our songs like conventional rock songs.

From what I heard, I’d have to agree with you. This album sounds like there’s much more rock, a lot less “scene.”
I think that it also comes down to the fact that we’re always going to be the hardest on ourselves. I’m a pretty harsh critic, so if I’m proud of what I’m doing and the band is proud of what they’re doing collectively, and we’re challenged by ourselves and each other. We’re all pretty proud of this album and that’s the only thing that matters most. So we’re in a good spot.

Your sound has evolved dramatically. How has the last three years contributed to that?
The way we listen to songs is a lot different now. We used to listen to music in a more formulaic kind of way… sort of like a doctor’s eye, instead of listening to it as a music lover. When we wrote Almost Here, we tried to figure out how things were done instead of what sounded good. With this record though, we’re making sure it sounds good instead of making sure it sounds “right.” We’ve been exposed to a lot of other bands in the last two years, like the Raconteurs, The Replacements, and even The Kooks. Our musical palette is getting a lot more diverse.

This record is very tight…so tight that it feels almost as if there’s no room for a misstep.
We were very focused [in making this record]. In the early stages, there were a lot of verse/chorus ideas floating around. We had a lot of pieces initially that spawned into songs that they are now. It all happened really quickly.

How much of that focus did producer Butch Walker contribute? He’s the golden boy right now. How did you nab him to produce your record?
We’ve been close friends with Butch for two years now. We share the same management, and in fact, the same manager.

Wow, that’s quite, advantageous.
Well yeah. We were lucky. When we first met, he saw us perform live, and afterwards, he said we should do a record together one day. Two years later, we’re doing the record and it’s incredible.

Considering he produced Avril, Pink, and even Lindsay Lohan, did he try to slop on a little Top 40 pop onto your music?
Nah, man… Butch really gets what we’re doing. It’s a very free but focused environment where we call the shots and he helps us. It’s very real and fast. Nothing is being toyed with on computers.

You mentioned that the recording was fast. Do you feel it was rushed?
No, not at all. When you make a record that feels good, the pace is relative. We had enough of a budget and enough time in the studio, so it wasn’t as if speed was of the essence. When I hear that a lot of bands take six months to two years in a studio, I wonder what the hell they’re doing in there.

So you went into the studio with complete songs?
Well, we like to go [into the studio] prepared. All the music and melodies were fully realized before we went in. I’m very proud of the musicians in this band. We’ve come a long way. I stand by the fact that we’re very good musicians. It’s a great supporting cast and when you’re on the same page like we are, it’s very easy to be productive in a shorter period of time. Like the song “Bulls in Brooklyn.” The Butcher [drummer Andy Mrotek] wrote that song and it was done before we recorded it. It was great because we didn’t have to work on it too much.

How involved was Butch Walker in the writing of the album?
Butch is a master songsmith, but he respects us as songwriters and artists. He’s been a real help with me with little nuances and melodies. He’ll make suggestions while I’m in the booth—it’s a very inspiring process but he doesn’t get too involved. At the end of the day, it’s all on us and that’s the way that we intended [the album] to unfold.

Is there a lyrical theme on this record?
I’m drawn to write about things that are fundamentally part of life… like wants, confusion, needs, domestic concerns and problems.

Sounds very down-to-earth and pedestrian. Is it an album about touring [laughs]?
No one wants to hear a record about touring [laughs]. That would be a real shortsighted way to approach a record. I feel personally that if I wrote a whole record about touring the past two and a half years, it’d be boring. I’m never moved by records like that.

Well Radiohead did a whole movie called Meeting People Is Easy about the monotony of touring.
When it comes down to music and writing a second record, touring wasn’t the subject. It was the vehicle to talk about all the other things that we’re going through… like the struggle of the daily grind, schedules, the monotony…

And the interviews…
Yeah, the interviews [laughs]… Everyone has some form of exposing themselves to people… Some things that we go through are a little more magnified. The best that I can do is broaden my perspective. That’s one of the great things about having time off… We get a chance to reflect on what the hell has been going on in our lives in the past two years.

So, is this record is a lot more autobiographical?
It’s hard to get much more autobiographical than I did on Almost Here. I got to a point where a lot of people know a lot about me and my personal life.

You should’ve shielded yourself a lot more, like write in metaphors or anecdotes.
The only reason why I write the way I do is because music is the only medium in which I can express myself. I’m not a good speaker or communicator. This is my only outlet. Through this dissection of myself and exposing these things about myself, it becomes an inspiration.

Sounds almost like self-referential catharsis.
I really like artists like Elliott Smith and Ryan Adams, because those guys bled on paper. They were very honest and smart about it. It wasn’t just agonizing drone of self-pity and hopelessness. There’s a lot of beauty in that.

So is Almost Here a snapshot of your life before you gained fame and fortune and Santi is the period once you found it?
Definitely. I had this same conversation recently with a friend of mine, JR in Less Than Jake, who has the same outlook on writing music as I do. For me, I always try to bring some balance into the record. Writing songs is very therapeutic for me. It brings me back to that center, the honesty of self-reflection of what’s going on in my life, all my faults, all the things that I’ve done, all the fun times. If taking a picture could heal you, then I guess this record is a healing snapshot.

Almost Here sounded like you had a lot of preconceived notions of fame, almost giving the finger to the press, as if you expected them to hate or ignore the record.
Well, it was all self-inflicted. And that’s the thing. We expected a lot of each other and of ourselves. There wasn’t any outside pressure because no one was really that invested in it where it really would have made a big difference on the money end of things. Now, however, more people have a little more money invested [laughs].




Ah, the old “label needs to move units” story.
Yeah, but I also think we’re better prepared going into this record that it’s not about that. It’s three years later and we’ve toured for almost 21 months straight. After all that, after struggling to pay our rent in our hometown and having crappy retail jobs. We’ve seen the world. We’ve done a lot of headlining shows. We’ve gained a lot of experience, both in life and in the music industry.

So “Black Mamba” came to fruition then?
Kinda but at the same time, it’s like, “What if you simplify everything?” Our needs are the same… It doesn’t matter from what walk of life you’re from. Most people at the end of the day are affected by the same things. Everyone wants to fall in love. Everyone wants to have a family. Everyone wants to be close to the people they love… for the most part. That’s what this record is about.

So dare I say that you’re “maturing?”
It’s not really maturing. We’re coming to grips to who we are, and we’re realizing that everything comes back to the same fundamentals. I think that it reflects very naturally and genuinely in the new record.

Wow, that’s kinda… well, very basic.
That’s one thing about us. I can say that we’re all humble, honest people. We’re from working, Midwest families that brought us up to value the things that we have and not waste them. We do appreciate where we’re at right now and we’re extremely proud of what we’ve earned. So honestly, we’re going to remain as frugal…

Frugal? Don’t tell me you’re cheapskates.
Okay, well, maybe not frugal, but humble and level-headed as we are. We’re not crazy rock ‘n’ roll guys that party all the time. We’re music lovers and songwriters—we’re artists. For us, it’s completely about music.

Wow, how… boring.
Don’t get me wrong, we have our nights. We’re a very social band, but there aren’t any strip clubs involved.

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